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kaijuroxy:

i went to the fair the other day and i looked so good tbh

eatingisfab:

i am pretty

  • pretty dumb 
  • pretty stupid
  • pretty annoying
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hyperspaceprincess:

when youre desperate to see if someone is hot

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foulmouthedliberty:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

Being an adult is realizing that $5,000 is a lot of money to owe and very little money to own.

this is real

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disheartens:

I hope you fall in love with a man with good music taste and a jawline stronger than your wifi connection

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scrapes:

Stay woke

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Parent: what does a cow say?
Baby: "moo!"
Parent: yes! And what does a sheep say?
Baby: "baah!"
Parent: yay! And what does a pig say?
Baby: *whistles* "damn babygirl u a fine piece'a ass wanna hop n my car n ill drive ya to pound town!!"
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