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unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

a black supermodel can go missing and there is no coverage on it whatsoever but you’ll be sure to hear about the white child who shoved a berry up her nose on the 6 o’clock news

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so if Nicki wasn’t talking about Eiffel what tower was she talking about

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thecleanhippie:

Needed this.

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hoganddice:

takethethirdoption:

I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football.

"I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?"

This is what jokes about religion are supposed to look like.

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vicious-desperation:

bepeu:

no one has a crush on me. i am too strong to be crushed

image

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sugarrette:

fun prank: put $1000 in an envelope and mail it to me

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thisiswhiteculture:

atane:

"white naturals"

fuckery

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