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Me: “What browser are you on?”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “Google Chrome?”

Client: “No, just regular Google.”

Me: “That’s the site. I want to know the browser.”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “No.”

Client: “Look, we can have this conversation forever, man. But when I hit the internet logo, Google comes up!”

Me: “Okay…What does that “internet logo” look like?

Client: “…A fiery fox, I guess. But that’s irrelevant.”

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last0name0rosa replied to your post: Almost got hit by a car on the freeway…

you ok?

yeah i didn’t die could have though would have been even worse if i had to go to the hospital i got shit to do now man

but basically my dad has turned into the world’s worst driver he needs to be stopped he like drives in the middle of two lanes sometimes

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me: [clicks on customize]
me: [opens 18 tabs]
me: [puts on hard-hat]
me: time to change my theme.

why do they do sing-a-longs at baseball games nobody wants to hear 41,000 drunk sports fans sing “don’t stop believing”


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i just know i’m gonna get back to school and people are gonna be saying “DRAG HA” and “YAS HUNTY” and i’m not looking forward to hearing those in real life at all

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Never discredit your gut instinct. You’re not being paranoid. Your body can pick up vibrations, some better than others, and if something deep inside you says something’s not right about a person or situation, trust it and keep it pushing. 

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