a black supermodel can go missing and there is no coverage on it whatsoever but you’ll be sure to hear about the white child who shoved a berry up her nose on the 6 o’clock news
I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football.
"I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?"
This is what jokes about religion are supposed to look like.
no one has a crush on me. i am too strong to be crushed
fun prank: put $1000 in an envelope and mail it to me