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colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

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my ass looks fab today but there’s nobody around to appreciate it i am sad

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Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

buzzfeed:

mississippiabigail:

how i communicate

Ah, yes, the song of my people.

posted 55 minutes ago | via | © | 31991 #me

buckbarrow:

Stop taking something a character says in a book and crediting it with only the author’s name? Because oh my god how many times do we have to say it you cannot attribute what characters say in novels directly back to their authors 

If that were the case things like this could happen: 

I can make bad things happen to people who are mean to me. I can make them hurt, if I want…” -JK Rowling

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herbackrowkings:

lalondes:

>teenage actress’s private nudes get leaked

>teenage actress is reviled as a slut and a whore and a bad role model

>james franco asks a seventeen-year-old girl if he can meet her in a private hotel room

>james franco gets to go on saturday night live and joke about what a silly doofus he is for soliciting sex from a girl literally half his age

DO NOT DARE OVERLOOK THIS POST

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koalatea:

your mom is named mom…my mom is named mom… dude don’t freak out but i think we’re related

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nakedly:

you are not fat
you have fat 
you also have fingernails 
you are not fingernail 

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kropotkink:

if a guy ever tells you “you’d look better if you wore less makeup”, tell him he’d look better if he wore more, because 1) he’s likely to get indignant and defensive about his ‘threatened masculinity’, and 2) he almost definitely would look better

posted 3 hours ago | via | © | 2410

adarafaelbarbas:

Chilton has a breakdown and starts crying in the middle of a park. No one asks if he’s okay.