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spookydeantops:

U HAD SEX

WITHOUT ME?????

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kiransingh:

the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life

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perks-of-being-chinese:

perksofbeingchinesesdogsfanblog:

Anacondog

jesus christ

why

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lordoftheinternet:

every breath you take

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i’ll be watching you

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mugglebornheadcanon:

516. One Muggleborn stands up at dinner and shouts “YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THAT BIG FAT BUTT!” All the other muggleborns and halfbloods jump on the tables and scream back “WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE”. The purebloods are left staring at all these people shaking their booties on the tables. 

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nebroska:

nebroska:

does anyone remember the movie where the teenage boy was actually a mermaid or did i hallucinate it

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I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS OH MY GOD

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replace every vowel in your url with “ub”

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